Don't Be A "Ding-a-Ling"

Hey, if there are any men not shackled to their bed potty, I would get up, take a vow of celibacy and pray for God’s help (REALLY) because at this moment, you are a floor mop for the women sucking you is for alimony for a ten second rush....Don’t reinforce the idea in their minds that “Men are Stupid Fools Ruled by their “ding-a-ling.” LOL